Monday, March 9, 2009

My Contribution to the Page of History

CRR's immutable law of human nature: Songs with the word "human" in the title shall never rock. Examples include "Human" by the Killers, "The Human Song" by The Human League, and... um... look, I'm sure there are some more. The point is, musicians should not write songs about humans. And that's what I'll be remembered for prophesying.

(ed. -- "Only Human," by "K". Get a last name, pal!)

3 comments:

Steve McDevitt said...

Chuckie -- what about "More Human than Human" by Rob Zombie?

Dan Bock said...

Human Touch by Bruce Springsteen. Actually that one's not a bad song.

CRR said...

Wait, those are both good songs. This theory sucks.